“Sigh….I’m bored. Wanna cruise over to Sam’s house? I hear she has the new [insert your favorite Midwest Emo band’s name here]. We can get my brother to buy us some beers and go check it out, plus, you know,..I’m in love with her.”

Do you pine for the days of being a brooding teenager or the gas station job you had in your mid 20’s where all you could think about was love and how bad your parents had screwed you up? It’s a vibe and we’ll be rolling with it on Thursdays from here until you or we get sick of it, but, like, whatever.

Drown your sorrows in our “Midwest Boiler Maker” special: A shot of Jeppson’s Malort and a Hamm’s for $8!